HARDCORE ANAL FISTING

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turninginto-a-monster:

When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday

(Source: djcronut, via seagles)

mydearcucumberbatch:

Oh my god

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consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via fuckyeahilikechicks)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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iwishmynamewasflorence:

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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the best thing about it is that her vocal range is great for impressions, but her execution of them is so overdone which is what makes her so hilarious. It’s part of the reason she was so successful on SNL. Funniest lady. 

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

rocksteadyrockhard:

collapsed:

jensensations:

never forget the time Tyra flipped a shit over Vaseline

i cant breathe

holy shit

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k1mkardashian:

(via reginasmom)

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lieutenant-booty:

self confidence level: kelso

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