what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
*stops running* i…i.. *puts hands on knees* i can’t *panting* keep up with the kardashians
Johanna does not have time for this Hunger Games nonsense
she’s just one of those contestants who is constantly having her mouth, hands, and other parts blurred out on television.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK
DEAR DIARY BICH.
I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEPING IS. WE JUST FINISHED THE SLEEP SECTION IN PSYCH AND OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and I can emerge in the spring victorious